Pet Dog is an awesome game… FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
Seriously, this ad-supported app is so dumb it’s funny. You’re supposed to tap the two paw pads on the screen to make the dog walk. Tap faster and the dog goes faster. Once you get going, you don’t even need to tap both paws… tapping one works just fine. And that’s it! Just walk the dog. Forever.
As of today, Pet Dog is #16 in the App Store’s (Free) Top 25 list. Congratulations to Chillingo on making an app that’s so bad people are apparently downloading it just to bask in its stupidity.
My favorite user review: “This program made me vomit” by boogalooshrimp… and that was one of the GOOD comments!
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